ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that
Suggestions:
Black cards-
• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL
• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________
• Canceling plans is like ________
• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____
• You have the moral backbone of a _______
• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die
White Cards-
• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat
• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation
• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best
• one black coffee
• STREET SMARTS
• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken
You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several
My last name is culturally important to me
His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it
I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it
I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage
I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference
I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement
I want my husband to take MY name
It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY
I once did a survey on FB asking people why they did take a spouse’s last name. There were so many reasons, like wanting to symbolize being part of the same family, wanting to cut ties with their birth family, just never liking their birth last name, it was important to the spouse but not themself, and so on. Not a single person said taking their spouse’s last name had anything to with gender.
And yet, of the dozens of people who replied and said they took their spouse’s last name, only one was a man taking his wife’s last name. If there really wasn’t any gender-based component to taking a spouse’s last name anymore, then you’d expect just as many men to be taking wives’ last names as women their husbands, plus a lot of same-sex spouses too.
No single individual may have sexist motivations for this “tradition”, but you put it all together and in aggregate it is quite gender-based. Think on that.
Jefferson noticing that Miles and Spider-Man have the exact same hoodie, are the same height, and that Spider-Man hugged him and said “I love you” after Miles hung up on his very nice phone call: hm…..
Jefferson when Miles is home late the 12th week in a row because he was “with friends” even though Jefferson KNOWS Ganke has the flu: HM….
Jefferson seeing Spider-Man doing some harmless but very goofy nonsense: 100% that’s my son
Jefferson’s co-worker: Man I really wish we knew who this new spider-man was
